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1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.
2. Slang- vulgar penis.
Maggie: hey, so last night i had sex with him.
Alex: how was it?
Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.
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When the extra long foreskin of the penis can be pulled out wide enough to shield the shaft from leaking precum running down it.
I leak so much precum that I pull out my meat umbrella so it doesn't land in my pubes.
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An act whereby one runs up behind a friend (or stranger) with a clenched fist, rams it up their bum hole lifting them up above their head with the inserted hand while shouting at the top of their voice "UMBRELLA STAND!!!".
Mostly used on enemies as a form of embarassment, as an extreme form of foreplay or on friends as a hilarious practical joke.
Hey Pete, theres that girl you fancy. Asking her out is SOOO last season, if you want my relationship advice you should umbrella stand her!
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The symbol for democracy and freedom, used in the yellow umbrella revolution in Hong Kong.
Under the yellow umbrella and pepper spray, we won't give up!
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Literally one of the greatest shows of all time, features one of the best televised plots of all time, and guess what? its a comic book series too! If you haven't, go watch The Umbrella Academy because it is the best show ever, enough said.
Person 1- Bro have you watched The Umbrella Academy?
Person 2- Dude its my favorite show!
Person 3- What's The Umbrella Academy?
Person 1- Go watch it ASAP its the best show ever.
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A charred corpse found in a burning home..
The fireman screamed out " we got another smoking umbrella left in the hallway."
The umbrella syndrome refers to the people who have problems with socialising so they prefer to read or do something else just so they won't talk to anyone . The people with this syndrome start to understand some things so deeply that logic loses in front of them , the ones around them think that they are really smart but what they don't know is that they just don't find talking so interesting even so they talk with themselves so much .
There are kinds of people with this syndrome that are really different so this explanation doesn't really describe all of them .
My daughter is obsessed with her books/phone/dolls , I'm scared that she has the umbrella syndrome .