the thing that has like 36432645738265782343924638256873265 gaster blasters and bunch of shit that is like impossible to dodge
human being 1: i like undertale fangames
human being 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun*
Undertale parody of "Bad Romance"
it goes like this:
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
it has more but I can't type it
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A misunderstood 5 year old who is depicted to be a murder, but really our actions define them. They don't want to kill people, but we influence them.
Chara (Undertale)?
Are you there?
...
Why would you kill everybody?
*But I didn't!*
I don't believe you.
*The player did!*
*Please, listen to me!*
the greatest thing to ever exist. a godly song that everyone shall cherish
story of undertale is the greatest song to ever exist
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The undertale fandom has two sides. It is either the worst fandom on earth or filled with some of the most talented people out there.
The bad side enjoys shipping children with skeleton monsters, shipping long dead children with that skeleton monster's brother even though they have never met and creating AUs for the sole purpose of s*xualising the characters, including the children
The good side has some really good animators, cosplayers and artists. People on this side of the fandom like talking about undertale and playing the game, and are also usually embarrassed and disgusted by the shipping side of the fandom. This side can include theorists who talk about who gaster is, sans's backstory and the True Lab among other things.
Person A: I love undertale
Person B: you're in the undertale fandom? thats kinda gross, man. sans is an adult and frisk is a child who has killed him, his friends and his family in previous timelines
Person A: Ew no i hate those fucking shippers bro
*Sighs*
Letโs talk about the most scary, disgusting, disturbing thing Iโve seen since Obama.
Undertale Fans.
Not just the people that like the game, I mean the fucking bitches that ship soriel, make Sans x Reader lemons, and post nude pictures of a skeleton on the internet.
If you are one of these people, please, donโt be afraid to ask a responsible adult for help.
These types of Undertale Fans are disgusting narcissistic people who fight over a fictional skeleton.
Who the fuck writes the lemons?
Okay, I get it, Sans can have a magical glowing dick because he can preform magic and heโs a fucking skeleton that can talk, I get it.
But, who the fuck would want to be fucked by a 2D Monster?
Seriously, why?
People, get a hold of yourselves!
If you want examples, look at Underlust Undertail or Sans x reader lemons!!
People, get some help already!! This is fucking bullshit!
Every game gets ruined by fan girling bitches and lewd people!
I canโt enjoy pictures of Undertale without thinking of some stupid ass ship!
Jeez people, seriously, get. Some. HELP!!
*Sighs*
Youโre such Undertale Fans!
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A shameless rip-off of Lancer Deltarune.
Person 1: hey did you know Lancer Deltarune ripped off Sans Undertale?
Person 2: lies
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