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Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.
Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.
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Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.
Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.
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United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.
The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.
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What normal people usually call the imperial system.
Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.
Retard murican: It's 90 degrees.
Normal person at the gym: 70 kg
Retard murican gym nolife: Yo I just benched 154 lb. Do you even lift bro?
#murican retard #imperial system #metric system
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Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.
The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.
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An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ส. Commonly used in software development estimating.
Thats gonna take at least 1 ส (Koesser Unit) to finish.
A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.
1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)
1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)
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