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something tht will never happends, is ridiculus to even think about happening
jim: Hey do you think that it will be ever possible for us to travel the speed of light?
carl: Thats heavy update.
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The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.
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(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.
Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.
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When you're really pumped up to play a game from your Steam library, but Steam needs to do it's daily updates. Updating Steam can take anywhere form 4 seconds to 15 minutes if you are really unlucky. Some say it takes the Power of the Cosmos to stop this process, but no one can confirm as anyone who tries to stop it vanishes. Lord Gaben orders his FBI agents to capture those who have the intention of breaking the rules of Steam.
1. Micheal: "Where the hell are you? We have a game tournament today and you haven't even started up the game."
Kyle: "Steam keeps giving me this 'Updating Steam' Pop-up. I wonder if I can exit out of it..."
Micheal: "No Kyle! Don't!"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"
2. Person: "Hell yeah! I just bought a bundle of Steam games for a cheap price and let them install overnight. I am now going to play some of the best games on the market."
*Clicks on Steam, Steam Updating*
Person: "Welp."
*Spins revolver*
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An oxymoron in itself.
They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP
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A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.
If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.
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Windows update is a fancy term for fucking up your pirated copy of windows.
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