Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?
Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke
Meaning:
Your dad is more of a comeback when you don’t know what to say, similar to; “Your mom.” Sometimes, it can be used inappropriately.
Person: I had pasta for dinner
You: I had ur dad for dinner
Person: I slept with my dog yesterday
You: I slept with ur dad yesterday
a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you
CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"
Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him
ur dad got milk
your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life