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A hairstyle characteristic of less-than-savory Utah women who poof their bangs up to resemble a claw (or breaking wave).
"Last time a chick with a Utah Claw went down on me she got her hair caught in my zipper."
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To have sex with multiple women.
Honey, you know I love you. Now let's go bang that chick Utah Style.
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A superb example of an oxymoron.
Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.
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To jizz inside of a girl without meaning to, and after realizing your mistake, sprinting out of the room naked, running out onto the balcony, and scaling down a 2 or more story building in the nude to escape the situation, running off butt naked into the night.
Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.
The curious resting, judgmental, blank stare projected upon those who are "not from around here". The stare cannot be broken with a friendly "hello" or a "how are you today?"
The Utah Stare is commonly observed in parts of rural Utah, though it can be observed in neighboring states as well.
"We need to get back on the road. The locals are giving me the Utah Stare and it's freaking me out!"
(noun) A well-documented but unexplained phenomena occurring in the american state of Utah, whereby the majority of women possess great bodies but are lacking in the face department. Seen often on campuses and in daily life.
Johnny admired the ass in front of him, thinking of all the things he would do to it.
Johnny: “Hey girl, can I get yo number?”
*Girl turns around*
Johnny: “Fuckin’ Utah Effect.”
*Johnny flees*
The happy valley city in which many are in fact not so happy due to the lack of decent places open after 10pm. Also Latter Day Saint (Mormon) churches can be found almost every other neighborhood.
Orem, Utah is so drab after 10pm.
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