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A little town nustled at the base of mountains. Known mainly for Liberty University, Jerry Falwell, and being part of the Civil War. There is nothing for the typical teenager/college student to do on the weekend cept maybe the dollar movies or bowling. Therefore, most go "cruising" down Wards(yes, even with gas at $3 a gallon). There are a few bars, but maybe 1 or 2 dance 'clubs' but they are overtaken by middle aged single women who've had plastic surgery and think they can still shake it *shudders*
Billy: whatchu doin?
Karen: Nothin...you?
Billy: gonna go to Lynchburg, va maybe to a movie....wanna come?
Karen: no....thats all we've done, lets find something else
Billy: there IS nothin else to do woman!
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Danville, VA is a place that used to be known for its wonderful textile industry. Now that is gone, it pretty much has nothing left except high uneducation and unemployment rates. Also, be warned upon entering Danville, of the extremly high STD rate. Stupidity is common here. Logical reasoning is not taught within the city limits, and it really wouldn't matter if it were. Bad driving is normal. If you encounter a good driver on the streets of Danville, you should realize, they are obviously not from Danville. We are pretty sure they are selling licences at the Old Dutch (grocery store) now. There really isn't much going on in this place. For instance, they built a bypass around the city, and it is more interesting than the city itself. Teenagers hang out on Riverside Dr. (in the parking lot of shopping centers, right next to the only bowling alley) on weekends as an alternative to staying at home. On any given Friday night, there are four things to do, and three of them involve going to one of the local county's high school football games. Danville is filled with redneck hicks and ghetto fabulous peps. Just to give you one last feel of how smart this town is, lets go with this example: the science museum and the train station are located in the same building...smh. Thankfully this city is located right on the VA and NC border so at any given time in Danville, you are in the perfect position to get the hell out!
*watching fender bender from across the road*
Guy: "hey, does it take every cop and rescue person in this city to respond to a fender bender that didn't leave damage on either car?"
Girl: "yeap, welcome to Danville, VA!"
Guy: "count, with me! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 guys standin around with their hands in their pockets!"
Girl: "yeap, seriously, you're not from round' here are you? head south, you'll hit NC soon! thanks for visiting."
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A phrase commonly used by One Direction and the 1DFamily and directionettes; another way of asking 'Whats up?' or ' whats the Craic? '
ZaynMalik: Vas 'appenin?
LouisTomlinson: Just eating Carrots, you?
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South African or Indian slang term for penis/male genitalia. Mostly used to be disparaging or degrading and is essentially the same (in meaning and usage) as the Engish term 'dick'. It is used to fathom ones character in its crudest sense - "...being a Vas Bala!"
Parents can be seen to call their son Vas Bala if they were not happy with the child at birth in some cultures. This is almost a curse to the child to not living up to parental expectations.
Context Example:
Man to friend: "You run like a Panzy. "
Friend: "Suck my bala"
Friend to Man: "Your mother..."
Man: "Your a fuckin' Vas Bala"
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A small, crappy town in the northern part of Virginia. Surprisingly it contains an "old town" district, and is supposed to contain historical landmarks, but Old Town is actually just a few useless shops, a walking path that used to be a mailman walkway, and century old traffic laws.
Herndon's real charm actually emanates from it's local 7-Eleven, where groups of Spanish guys huddle together waiting for a pick up truck to stop and roll down it's window. There are actually so many Spanish people in Herndon that there is almost no street you can turn on without seeing a Spanish woman with a huge stomach in a tiny shirt pushing her nine year old baby around in a stroller. The rich areas are mostly Indian and are the minority. The Indians rarely leave their houses. The Spanish roam and rule the streets. It is pretty safe though because no matter where you are there is always some Spanish guy standing there, staring at you, waiting for something to happen.
The rich Indians never go into the poor Spanish areas, and the Spanish never tread into the Indian suburbs. However, any time there's a parade, fair, or festival, they both can be found walking around together not buying anything.
My cousins Maria, Jose, and Paco live in Herndon, VA.
They're having a fair in Herndon, VA - let's go walk around and not buy anything!
Police officer: "You were going twenty-five in a twenty. The ticket will be $400. Welcome to Herndon, VA."
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Lexington, VA is a small town in southwestern Virginia. It basically survives because of it's historical background and the two schools there : Washington and Lee University and Virinia Military Institute.
W&L is a small, prestegious liberal arts school that boasts a remarkably homegenous student body which is overwhelmingly white, middle to upper class, polo-short-popped-collar wearing preps. Stores such as Pumpkinseeds and Alvin-Dennis survive BECAUSE the W&L students are there to buy their designer clothes.
VMI is home to the poor "veemies" who have horrible rules and curfews to live by and can only watch in longing as hundreds of w&l students skip between cocktail and frat parties, and comme home shwaysted at any hour of the day/night.
"Townies" are everyone else. They are often wierd.
This party sux, I wish it was more like the parties in Lexington, va !
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A part of the male anatomy. Also can be used as an insult.
Stan: "Just a second fatass!"
Cartman: "You Vas Deferens"
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