Kaniffer valve

A non existent part on your buddy’s car that you need to help him fix so you can drink beer with him and not get in trouble with your wife.

Hey honey I need to go help Josh fix his kaniffer valve on his truck.

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valve oil

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

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Dirt Valve

Description of a female form of whom wears rude clothing, or has the look of a pornstar.
Most likely to be a tease.

Can be shortened to DIRT if timing is impeccable.

"oh dear! check that dirt valve at the bar!!"

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spit valve

when an unusually tall girl is giving a man a rusty trombone in the 69 position while pissing in his mouth

"That Josh Watson is a lucky man dating that ckick basketball player, she's so tall that she spit valved him last night."

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farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !

1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve

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canooter valve

1.)Butthole! Yay!

2.) A huge fart that comes from your ass. (See example)

Did someone just bust thier canooter valve?

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Booty Valve

The valve of an inner asshole.

some assholes have them, Including the assholes you met in school.

They are useless due to forcing you to spit out shit from your mouth while shitting.

"Whats that?"

"gURRL DAS A BOOTY VALVE"

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