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Vanessa - A mega babe, a 20/10 chance she’ll break your heart. Beautiful brown eyes. Makeup looks flawless. Either is a great mother or would make a great mother. Smaller than petite, usually tiny enough to fit her in your pocket. Pulls off Brixton hats unlike anyone else. Famously great at decorating. Idolizes Stevie Nicks. Excellent arguing skills. Funniest person you’ll ever met. Won’t marry you because she’s “marrying Steven Tyler”. Worth the headache because she really is ‘fantastic’. You’ll never meet anyone like her.
I’m asking Vanessa to sign a prenup before our wedding.
Vanessa isn't a 'common american girl name' and she definitely doesn't think so. She is not a weak 'butterfly' and will stand up for herself, and others. Vanessa's don't typically stand out, but once you actually get to know them, you'll wonder why they don't.
I wish my parents had named me Vanessa, instead. Maybe then I'd have confidence to speak up.
Vanessa : she is sweet and all but don’t play with her heart. She is caring and loving but when a friend needs her she comes ! She has brown eyes , but she over reacts to much ! Her friends hate her drama so she has to go to other people ! Okay I mean her friends don’t but it’s too much ! And all she wants is the right love and care .
Friend: bro someone wanna fight me !
Vanessa: bet lets pull up at them and beat the shit out of them !
Friend: bet
If you ever run into a Vanessa you’ll instantly notice how crazy she is but crazy in a good way Vanessa’s are the most funnest people to be around she is always making jokes to keep the convo going and loves to party she can be shy sometimes but once you get to know her she is very sexual she has beautiful brown eyes that sparkles when she laughs Vanessa’s are the most prettiest girls and have the biggest booty if you ever date a Vanessa don’t let her go you’ll regret it for the rest of your life
Person: Vanessa broke up with me I’m gonna kill myself I never wanted to let her go
Person 2: so your saying she’s available?
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A name commonly given to an attractive female with a high degree of sexual appeal. However, she is usually always single, and seems to have trouble making lasting relationships with the opposite sex.
Guy 1: Yo, I hooked up with Vanessa last night, damn she is amazing in bed...
Guy 2: Awesome, you going to see her again this weekend?
Guy 1: Oh, hell no...as soon as we finished she started acting like a psycho...she's already text messaged me eight times this morning...
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Vanessa is the most sexiest badass Cubana you'll ever meet any guy would be lucky to be with her
Vanessa is the prettiest girl you'll ever meet
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invented by Jonathan Swift as a nickname for his lady friend Esther Vanhougan.
Jonathan
"Vanessa, where art thou?"
Cook
"Who do you beckon sire? No one goes by that name?"
Jonathan
"Hush slave, I fashioned that name for my dear Esther"
Cook
"Ahhh..."
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