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A brand sold exclusively at Wal Mart. You'll find that Great Value,like WalMart itself, imitates other companies products only with considerably less value,but considerably less expensive. Was once found almost exclusively in lesser income homes but as many middle and even upper class men were affected by The Recession, they too began purchasing great value cereal,toilet paper and tanpons. Even though its nearly gaurenteed that every person has at least one or two Great Value products,its generally hidden,or shunned from relatives. That being the case,in many cases its almost as often,bragged about.
"Yeah,nigga I got that Great Value,fuck real Cherios!"
All in all,Great Value has become a necessary evil in today's society.
WhiteKid1: Hey,do you have any Ritz Crackers or some Cheetos?
WhiteKid2: No,but I do have Great Value Wheat Snacks and 'Cheesy Twist'
WhiteKid1: You know what,I goatta stop coming to your house. I keep forgeting your poor
BlackKid1: Yo man,u got somethin to eat?
BlackKid2: Man,I got some cereal
BlackKid1:Fa real? What kind?
BlackKid2: Nigga,I don't know,Great Value shit
BlackKid1: Sshhyyyytttt,'sall good in the hood nigga!
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An intangible determination of how worthy a subject is of a tribute act of masturbation.
Dude, check out that broad across the street! Her ass has great stroke value.
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How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.
Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!
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A term used during meetings, generally to sound slick and cutting edge. Means exactly the same thing as "adding value," which itself is redundant because any work project is supposed to add value.
Employee #1: By doing this project we will provide value-added
Employee #2: You mean we'll add value?
Employee #1: You obviously can't keep up with the high energy world of business.
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a (usually) female friend who is good fun, intelligent, attractive enough to be seen in public with and open-minded enough to share in boys' dirty jokes, but who for various reasons (i.e, she's not enough of a princess or she's too clean to be a slut) would never be relationship material. versatile and enjoyable, this girl can be taken to live music gigs, makes a pleasing presence at bbqs and gives helpful, rational advice about boys' troubles with the princesses and the sluts, all the while wondering what the hell she's doing wrong...
"lisa? oh she's great, nice girl. good value.... shag her? no man she's like my sister! and that means YOU'RE not going anywhere near it either."
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Just like the words say, refers to somebody or something, who added or in the process of adding more value to the system.
Its predominantly used in corporate world, where they say this guy adds value to our organization, when they are really really happy to hire him.
Joe is value addition to 'Full House'.
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Something having to do with a relative strength of color in comparison to we don't know what. Only used by big corporate douchebags attempting to sound intelligent instead of researching what the hell they are talking about. The symptoms of having this word used in your direction includes hair loss, vulgar outbursts and possible harsh sarcasm.
Example:
The ad's background needs to have half the tonal value of the logo. Also make every other word blink and make the logo bigger. Have this done by tonight.
Thanks,
Scum of the earth.
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