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Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.

Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay

by Slimecraw January 12, 2021


waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021


Social Vandalism

A deliberate act to poignantly, and comically, "vandalize" society while skirting laws of actual vandalism.

"His social vandalism of store products with stickers, that are both offensive to some but true for all, caused an uproar in the baby department of his local store."

by LaughNowCryLater December 19, 2021


Recycled Vandalism

A type of Vandalism that is so Badly and Poorly made its Funny, and, can be reused for satirical Purposes.

Tyler: Some kid drew all over my wallet, trying to fuck it up, but it looks really funny so i'm keeping it

Karl: Now That's what i call Recycled Vandalism

by Jonathan347774 September 22, 2021


MANAV VANDAL

yeah so val? no but val? liek acc imagine having a 700 fps lapcock and still being s3 like that n all is liek hoonly but liek ask u tho? yeha but this clown literally is so gaia he acc just reaver no but krunker? yeha that n all is liek hoonly but imagine being so homogaia that ur phobis literally just ur bitch whos acc a cat whos gay oh so gaia oh yeah VAOIRGH yeha ns.

so basically manav vandal is just manav vandal

by PanduOIRGH September 9, 2022


Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020


Makeout Vandalizing

When two gay teens vandalize a public place (such as a school), then proceed to makeout. This is also an example of the ideology of "be gay do crimes".

Erin: I can't wait for our Makeout Vandalizing date!
Kira: I know right, it's gonna be so fun!

by strawberrybro June 5, 2020