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Will not eat meat or use any products from animals.
Usually a college hippy or a pompous Hollywood celebrity. They love to point out their diet is so health even though they're 5'11" and weight 100lbs.
They tend to get appalled or preachy if you so much mention that you eat meat.
Vegan - Oh, I'm so glad your not eating meat anymore (sees bag of grain)
Huh?..that bag of grain is bait for deer as it's gun season tomorrow (pumps fist)
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A person who refrains from eating any meat or animal products. These people usually enforce cult-like behaviour in order to try and make normal people (meat eaters) feel bad. Vegans are also known to avoid reason and logic by yelling in the faces of anyone who refutes their made up claims. After a time of being on this diet, they develop or have worsened mental problems such as Alzheimers. This occurs because their brains are so nutrient deficient from no Omega-3s and Cholesterol intake. A vegan is most likely offended from this definition, it doesn’t make them right.
I told my vegan friend that their diet was unhealthy and poor for animal habitats; they tried to stab me with a banana but passed out due to exhaustion.
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fat as holes who flaunt their veggie killing tenden-cs
whoever doesnt like meat like a vegan...duh!
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Somebody who is lame and only eats green shit
The lame Vegan Was eating green shit
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Someone who doesn't swallow semen after giving someone oral and spits it out to avoid eating the sperms, due to the fact that sperm are alive and made of protein .
She's definitely a vegan because everytime I nut in her mouth she spits it out .
I prefer to be called a vegan instead of a spitter, it's not because I'm not a freak I just don't wanna consume any meat at all .
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There is nothing natural about being a vegan, because humans are not meant to take a whole bunch of "supplement" pills with their diet, or carefully choose which types of plants match half of one's nutritional requirements.
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