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Any service workers deemed excessive, unnecessary, or generally unhelpful. Usually stands out by the bright yellow vests they wear, sometimes adorned with reflective lining
The parking situation at SeaWorld sucks. Just a bunch of yellow-vested fucks standing around not being particularly helpful in directing traffic
A.K.A. Ruth Westheimer, a very sought out Dr. in the 80's and early 90's for sexual relations.
Hello!, This is Dr. Root, how may I help you?, (usually followed by, I See!) Then Folowed by (Well the real problem is, your not giving it up enough!)
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When one drinks enough whiskey to not need a jacket or warm cover-up. Similar to Beer Jacket
Give me enough Jack and I won't need my North Face. I'll have on my Whiskey Sweater Vest.
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A type of vest which has soup and gravy dribles down the front, this is mainly worn by 50 year old men with no hair and they try and chat-up little kids on the internet.
Man: ooo a vest
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.
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The FIRST Thursday of every month, every able body man shall dress with darker wash jeans, white belt, and a sweater vest with a long sleeved half formal shirt under the sweater vest.
Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.
Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay
bro1: Alright we all know tomorrow is Thursday right?
bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!
bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks
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(adj.) A description of, or having the qualities of, a male that one should have dated in high school, but did not. Used most often as a term describing regret.
Leslie: "Hey, do you remember Jeremiah from homeroom?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."
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N: A sexual act practiced outdoors in northern New England and the Canadian maritimes in which the female partner, while pegging the male from behind, pins his elbows together behind his back and forces his upper body and face into the snow with all her weight
My nipples have been so tender ever since Madge put me in a Guatemalan Jazz Vest during the sleet storm.
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