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When a girl shits on your dick when you stick some beefy beef in her taco
I gave billy bob a pancho villa last night, there was shit all over his dick after he came in me
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A beautiful Luxurious apartment building on Lake Travis known for its Amber Trout. Stay away from these stinky fish. That slimey thing jumped in my boat and bit me, I had to seek medical attention. Do Not eat this fish, its mushy, sucretes greenish yellow fluid and you will get sick!
{Amber Trout} {Villas on Lake Travis}
private school in holland pa hottest girls who are down for anything know how to have a good time very hard school but they make the guys very hard
thise girls from villa joseph marie know how to have a good time
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n. An amazing song released on the 1978 Rush album "Hemispheres". It is a 9+ minute instrumental that perfectly exhibits the virtuosities of Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee and Neil Peart.
Alex Lifeson's 7/8 guitar solo in the middle of "la villa strangiato" was so ridiculous that it made me involuntarily spray diarreah everywhere!
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A football club from the Midlands who over the last 20 years have turned a run down and dirty part of the Birmingham into a slightly less run down area with a nice very ground. The ground itself, Villa Park, was kindly modernised for them by their old owner and lifelong president Doug Ellis, who happened to own a construction company to whom all contracts were awarded so there’s no question as to Mr Ellis’s loyalties. For many years the fans wished for more to be spent on the team, but in his foresight Mr Ellis realised that to sell the club and get the most return he had to have a good stadium, or at least that was what the shareholders were told. In either case it appeared that he was correct as he sold the club to Randy Lerner, who is the current owner, but with the recent credit crunch probably wishes he hadn’t. The Aston Villa fans are a closely raised group of individual, almost family like in their appearance, the number of toes is said to range anywhere from 4 to 12, local NHS trusts have stated this is the best and almost only way to tell them apart from each other. They can be heard singing a number of one syllable songs on match days with “villa” repeated a number of times being the favourite. They also sing a song “Holte enders” but from an outsiders view this is a strange one, as only one of the stands is called the Holte end so technically only that stand are Holte enders, but its appreciated that this is a technicality and completely lost on their fans.
As many football clubs do, they have their local rivals who are called Birmingham City. The rivalry became almost humorous when Birmingham City were relegated from the top flight and the manager, Alex McLeish, that took them down twice was, for all intense and purposes, bought for £2.5m. This was a shock to both sets of fans as the Birmingham City faithful would have paid £3m to send him to Aston Villa FC. The Villa fans however did fight for what they believed in, protests and demonstrations were broadcast on Sky Sports News and local TV channels from outside the ground. Banners made from dirty bed sheets were shown with a number of messages stating they didn’t under any circumstances want the ex-Birmingham City manager. The message to the board may have got through but unfortunately the banners were littered with spelling mistakes so a little may have got lost in translation.
Since the 80’s there’s no doubt that Aston Villa have been the team of the Midlands competing in the top flight for probably more years than all of their local rivals put together. However, with the lack of interest/investment made by Randy Lerner and the consistent selling of their better players has left the Aston Villa team in a precarious position and could very well spell the end of the clubs long run in the top flight.
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A housing project in North Portland, OR.
Mostly Black project with some latinos.
Lotta gangs and drugs.
Was worst in the 80s and 90s but still not the greatest.
Example 1:
Guy 2: What you banging?
Guy 1: Columbia Villa Crips cuz.
Guy 2: Naw nigga, its about that Hoover Criminals.
Guy 3: Your all wrong, its bout dat Rolling 60s.
Example 2:
Dude 1: Where your from? Im from Beaverton.
Dude 2: LMAO, Im from "The Villa/New Columbia" Nigga.
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Wow.....I can't actually believe that people from Villa and Notre Dame have actually stooped so low as to smash each other on some stupid web site. I go to Notre Dame, but I have a lot of friends from Villa too, and I can say that some of my best friends go to Villa. Get over it. Just because one school has more merit finalists or is better at field hockey it doesn't mean that one is suddenly soooo much better than the other and everyone should post bitchy comments about each other....because if you look at it, your insults towards each other are exactly the same and therefore you're not exactly being classier or more original than each other by posting them. And just because we're known as the "Notre Dykes", it does not mean that we are lesbians or have a lesbian alumnae club, just as you aren't all fat and ugly just because your equally moronic nickname are the Villa Gorillas.
Wow, we all sure do have class for bashing each other on urbandictionary.com!
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