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Someone whom hasn't secksed. Not even at bread or a cat
Kid 1: *Hits Kid 2*
Kid 2: *Screams of pain*
Parent: lol shut up virgin
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A status I couldn't imagine ever wanting to lose
Why?
1.In an argument about who's the best sexually, you'll always win.
2.Knowing your just that little bit better than everyone else.
3.Bragging rights, yeah, you tell those sluts who's boss!
4.Don't get me wrong, it's just the way of nature, but me?.. having sex..? that's repulsive!
5.At this point in time, sex is useless, even if for procreation, it just isn't right when there are kids starving on the streets.
6.We do not crave sex, if someone has sex, they may get addicted to the endorphines produced in the act, and crave endorphines, and so may appear to crave sex, but you can do other things to raise your endorphine levels and stop you craving.
7.There are other, drug-free ways to get high.
Just one note, if you masturbate, technically your still a virgin, but you lose the bragging rights to being one, because you've still whored yourself.
Notvirgin= I got laid to this REALLY AWESOME babe last night! I bet you get nothing more than hookers! Therefore I am better than you.
Virgin=I'm virgin,I am not so miserable in my life that I have nothing to do but hump, therefore I am better than YOU! I bet when you don't get any you jack off,manslut!
Notvirgin=UNCALLED FOR!
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A person who lives a dull life, lacking any excitement or adventure. They can usually be found flagging posts on social media for partial nudity or bad language. They tend to avoid riding motorcycles, getting tattoos, shooting guns, etc.
What the shit!? That virgin just flagged my swimsuit pic!
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A Fortnite player like Pyrocynical
" Yeah I play Fortnite. "
"Dude no wonder you don't have a gf. You're such a virgin."
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Guy 1: "see that virgin?"
Guy 2: " yeah, he's playing fortnite on his phone."
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1. A person who has yet to have sex. Generally thought of as a good thing for women, yet considered a weakness by some in men. Can also be characterized by awkward quirks in speech and behavior in men in their late teens or older.
2. An alcoholic drink with no alcohol. Usually consumed by those under 21 who are not in college.
3. A record company
4. Aspiring private space tourism company. Good luck to em.
Bill is overly polite to the point of being creepy and seems to be on edge 24/7. He obviously doesn't want to be a virgin anymore.
I'll have a virgin rum and coke please.
30 Seconds to Mars was signed by Virgin Records.
I've booked a suborbital flight with Virgin Galactic for $250,000 in 5 years.
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Virgin: anyone who plays Fortnite.
Guy: Yo did you hear Jimmy plays Fortnite?
Guy 2: Yeah what a fucking Virgin.
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