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vision board

A vision board is a collage of inspiring pictures of people, places, quotes, foods that you love which define your goals and aspirations for the next 6 months to 1 year.

Vision board is usually specific, if you have a specific goal. E.g. if you aspire to get a new car.. You can't just put a picture of a car it has to be the specific car, exact colour of it, exact make of it, the interior. The more specific the goal the better.

A vision board is usually divided into sections : Wealth Goal, Reputation Goal, Spiritual Goal, Love Goal, Health Goal, Relationship Goal, Career Goal, Hobbies, Travel / Fulfilment goal.

Having pictures, statements and numbers is recommended. A date and a mantra is usually in the centre of the vision board.

Dream Big. It needs to feel right. This is for you. Use the board as a compass.

I just manifested my health goal from my vision board. This is amazing!!

by GreatGabriele August 22, 2020

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Blubber-Vision

This is what many overweight people have when they criticize or point out the thinness of people who are actually at a healthy weight level. The majority of thin criticism comes from overweights who suffer from โ€œBlubber-Visionโ€. This is especially acute when the overweight person has recently gained and subconsciously justifies it by looking down on people with healthy weight -- viewing others' body mass through the lenses of their own obesity.

My Aunt Sally suffers from Blubber-Vision. She is always saying how thin and unhealthy I look, even though she weighs 300 lbs.

by Johntoo August 23, 2009

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Stripper Vision

Also known as "Post Exotic Dancer Vision Disorder (PEDVD)". This is a condition where the subject, for several days after a gentlemen's club binge, begins to think every other woman he sees is a dancer he saw the night before. The subject begins lookin closely at grocery store clerks, bank tellers, pedestrians in cross walks, etc. as if he has seen them before, naked. Unlike the usual male preoccupation of imagining women without their clothes on. In this case the subject is convinced he's actually seen them without their clothes on.

Bruce: "Hey, that's that dancer we saw last night, Angel, over there pumpin' gas at the 7 Eleven!!!

John: "No man, Angel didn't have a tattoo on her shoulder.
You just have Stripper Vision".

by curly dog master April 19, 2006

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Dr Vision

AKA Mad Dog 20/20, Mad Dog or MD20/20. Take the MD and you get the "Dr", take the 20/20 and you get the perfect "vision". Perfect, because this shit is the perfect beverage for cheap bastards, hobos, teenage girls who don't like the taste of beer, teenage boys who drink like teenage girls and cheap hobo teenage girls who don't like the taste of beer (or any other combination of the above). Any person who drinks this fine wine is one fine individual. Drink two bottles and you're protected from eternal damnation (it's in the bible).

Genesis 19:30-38

"Let's get our father to drink Dr Vision and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."

by pitythafoo September 20, 2007

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crotch-vision

An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.

"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."

by Miss Marie April 6, 2006


Vision Quest

When you have a long term goal and you start busting your ass towards it.

Yo did you hear jerry is on his โ€œvision questโ€
yeah thatโ€™s fucking cool bro he is going to get shredded as fuck.

by King__Harrison June 11, 2023


Lancer Vision

A term associated with California Baptist University. Due to the lack of attractive females, males start to find below-average females attractive. Such as thinking a 4 or 5 is closer to a 7 or 8.

Lancer Vision: Oh, Abigail isn't that bad looking. But Abigails is a 4 out of 10.

by Cowboy daddy January 24, 2023