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The act of sticking ones' penis into a bottle of vodka and getting super drunk.
Guy 1: Dang that guy's the life of the party! What's he doing?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's vodka dicking!
750 mL of vodka. Normal bottle size. It contain about 18 shots of vodka.drinking one of these would leave you belligerently drunk
"I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive?"
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When you wake up the morning after taking shots like a mf badass and you have got to take a serious shit that ususally ends up watery and painful.
"Dude, last night was lit asf but these Vodka Shits got me fucked up, fam"
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vodka+gatorade. a drink made from vodka and your choice of gatorade. the only thing that makes vodka gato different from all the other vodka gatorade mixes is you can only use the 8 oz. bottles. this makes vodka gato easy to carry around in your pocket, purse, etc. plus theyre easy to pound.
theres no better time to drink a vodka gato then after a long night of drinking....it wont make you wanna puke, itll make you feel good
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ABSOLUT VODKA is a vodka brand which is produced in Åhus, Sweden (not to confuse with Switzerland). Though it was first introduced 1979 in the US, ABSOLUT VODKA goes way back in the days. To be precise, it was first introduced to this world as early as 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith. He is the dude that you can find on all ABSOLUT VODKA bottles, with the text "ABSOLUT | COUNTRY OF SWEDEN" surrounding the tiny little picture.
The group who makes the vodka is called V&S Group and that company in turn is owned by the Swedish state. All ABSOLUT VODKA is produced in Sweden and is then shipped away. As much as more than forty percent of the imported vodka in the USA is Absolut.
Besides the tasteful and fine vodka of ABSOLUT, ABSOLUT also run very creative and funny ads. This, though, isn't thanks to the swedes. The marketing agency who make the ads are none other than TBWA (Google it, tards!).
I think I have now spilled everything there is to know about ABSOLUT. Kinda. Now go and buy yourself some ABSOLUT VODKA... you can choose between 11 different flavours!
Dave: Dude, I bought ABSOLUT VODKA Lemon for tonight's party at Stacey's and I'm going to get ABSOLUUUUT DRUNK!
Eric: Sounds good. Hey, did you know that more than forty percent of the imported vodka is ABSOLUT?
Dave: Didn't know and don't care. I just wanna get wasted.
Eric: ...
Eric: Word.
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The rap name of youtube star Nfkrz aka the best rapper of this century
Dude did you hear lil vodka's new track it was fire!!
The sickness that accompanies heavy consumption of alcohol, usually, but not necessarily vodka, and that as a result causes a person to call out of work for a sick day.
The word has its origins with office workers looking to avoid being fired for not showing up at the office. Often, office workers have a limited number of vacation days and after a heavy night of binge drinking must take a sick day or risk losing their job. If required to specify a reason for their absence, the common response was to say they had the flu.
Julia drank heavily most nights and in the morning she was so hungover she had to call out sick because the vodka flu was keeping her bedridden.
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