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A middle-aged woman ranging from the ages of mid 20's to 40's. Feels entitled at any moment to brag that her daughter is the best. Speeds 25 mph over and buys Starbucks every other hour. Schedules team bondings every week and demands her daughter has playing time. Tries to befriend the coach and manage everything. No matter what she does her daughter is still unhappy.
"At the tournament I saw so many Volleyball moms it hurt"
A sport in wich men pretend to watch for the sport but are watching and beating off to the women in spandex
"Hey man did you watch the women's Volleyball game" - John
"Sure did John, it made me cum harder than I ever have" - Bill
"I only watch it for the sport" - John
"Sure to you do" - Bill
a version of volleyball. played on the beach, or by another body of water, such as a pool. more difficult on the legs than regular volleyball. Usually played by teenage girls and people over 40.
I went to a pool party Saturday where they were playing sand volleyball...
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kinda like a lax bro but for volleyball. super chill and gets only the athletic guys who appriciate the beddie girls and understand them. plays volleyball almost everyday if they rnt working out or improving their form..tournaments everyweekend and during the summer 6am workouts with the team and then they go play in jungle ball tournaments or play beach for fun and totally kick butt in beach. super cool and chill and love to just have fun and play volleyball!
attire-
socks-mizuno calf-high or nikes black or white
shoes- slides, nike shoes
shorts- wear spandex under everything, nike shorts,
sweatpants or just go spandex
shirt- volleyball tournament shirt or polo
other- have their lanyard aroung their necks (usually a mizuno, nike, or othr volleyball lanyard) costas, and have a great body :)
look at that total volleyball beddie
at volleyball tournaments its filled with beddies
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a token volleyballer is a person that takes there volleyball VERY seriously. if u go to any carnival you will see these people (usually boys) grouped together telling eachother about the differant diggs sets spikes they did. there appearance is: surfer style hair (usualy blond) they are always very religious and hang around churches/christian schools most of the day. they dont have jobs but they believe volleyball is the answer a tite vest with a christian chain on it.
see that mitch booth guy?.
yeh
he such a token volleyballer with that good haircut....
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(n) A volleyball game played by the Institute of Notre Dame against teams like Archbishop Spalding who rip out your souls on the court, call you fat, and spike balls into your eye sockets. A volleyball abortion is also characterized by it's amazing ability to shitstorm all over your teams morale.
"Gee, that game we played today sure was the worst volleyball abortion I've ever witnessed."
"That volleyball abortion left a crazy scar."
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The act of fucking s girl on all fours from behind on any kind of hard surface, then swiping her arms out from underneath her and smashing her head against the hard surface while screaming "POINT SET MATCH!"
My girlfriend told me me to stop playing Call Of Duty, so I gave her The Volleyball Smash
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