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The social spot for the white trash.
Girl: Let's hang out.
Boy: Let's go to Wal-Mart then!
Girl: Yay!
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1:A gigantic store with nothing to buy and every time they remodel the inside their inventory gets smaller and the store seems to get larger.
2:Also after christmas it seems they forget all about stocking up on their inventory.
3:Departments that seem so far away that you need to have either walkie-talkees or cellphones if your in a party more than one in case one goes to the food and the other goes to the mens clothing and the other goes to electronics
4:Going in late at night. All those check-out lanes and only two ever seems to be open if you go in late at night and a:every employee seems to be watching you b:all the security cameras seem to be watching you and c:it seems like someone tails you every where you go. So why don't they just close it after 10 p.m like every other department store if they are that afraid of inventory shrinkage. and the final d:you seem to reach the check-out lane late at night at the exact time those only two lanes that are changing the money in the cashier forcing you to wait 30 minutes
5:It takes an average 15 minutes to find a parking space, 15 minutes to get into the store, 15 minutes to get to get to the department you want to get too inside Wal-Mart, 30 minutes in the check-out lane, 15 minutes to get back-out, and the final 15 minutes to figure out where you parked your P.O.S
Oh look it's tax free weekend and all those rednecks at the Wal-Mart
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noun: a fucked up store that has everything made in indonesia and hires illegal immigrants all the while putting up with rednecks ghettos and those loser kids from the gay commercials. in business land wal-mart is the faggit who somehow has everything and is rushed everyday
verb: to get ruined and replaced by someone with 1/3 the quality and who is cheap as hell
1. henrique and jose cleaned up the wal-mart while helping shaniqua and tyrone find shirts with dragons and flames on it
2. guy 1: poor kid...
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: bobby got wal-mart'd by tht fag alfonso
guy 2: ouch..
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a place where if you shoplift, you are chased out to the parking lot by gaurds, slammed to the floor, and eventually suffocate to death.....
did u hear about dat guy who tried to steal s snickers from Wal-Mart??? they killed him....
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A store that seems to dominant the area in which i live, and seems to hold all of my family in it. I try to avoid this store like the plague.
In other words, a place for either red-necks, poor people, or people who are to lazy to go to other places gather around.
*person on phone* can i speak to your grandma?
*me* O, she's at Walmart, call her there
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The place where all fat, white people go to worship. Also a place where you will see people riding the "scooter carts" that are made for disabled people just because they are fat.
Also, when you walk through the doors, it makes you want to take a surprisingly huge crap and leave it for the workers when you clog the toilet.
Also, a place most people say is cheap and low-class, yet really has great deals and an awesome amount of item that are extremely random yet some-what cool. But, also has a huge amount of cheap knock-off products that work better than you would think they would.
Another thing, there is always going to be people at wal-mart you will call the "wal-mart enthusiast" or the "hardcore christian" of the shopping world. everyone has at the least one one of these friends. They always go to wal-mart for EVERYTHING and always are talking about it. They also creepily know their way perfectly around at the least one wal-mart. I would have to classify myself as one of these creeps.
Lastly, there are those people who, no matter what would never want to say they went to wal-mart for anything. They LITERALLY would get sick at the idea of saying they went to wal-mart. They think they are much too high class to be seen at wal-mart or just down right despise it. They hate the workers of wal-mart, the people who shop there and, even would hate them-selves if they had to admit to going to wal-mart even once. These people hate it yet know they have been there at-least once.
Person 1 (wal-mart lover): hey man, wanna go to wal-mart? They have everything there for the best prices!
Person 2 (wal-mart hater): -almost vomits in mouth- HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK OF GOING THERE, GROSS!
Person 3 (neutral to wal-mart): Hey guys, whats the big fight about?
Person 1 THAT GUY OVER THERE... TH- THE WAL-MART.... HATER, THINKS WAL-MART IS TERRIBLE!
Person 3 how about you guys just go to Target for now.....
Pretty much, The place where you could walk in and out with a gun and bag of weed and people would be too fat, or just too tired to care about what you're doing.
Basically The Devil for there is but one devil and that devil is wal mart the one and the only devil
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