walkerness

Being so incredibly awesome, that the mothers of your friends pay more attention to you than their child.

People described as being 'walker' are generally attractive, and their comedy and charm attracts the attention of many people of the opposite sex.

"Son, who is that boy over there?"

"That's (insert incredibly awesome person's name here)."

"Invite them over, they're so walker/ i can sense their walkerness from all the way over here..."

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Walkered

When everyone in a group chat ignores your texts whether it's on purpose or accidental.

I was asking what the plans were for tomorrow night and I totally got walkered... This is bullshit

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Walkered

New term for defeat due to association with Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin.

Jeff Stone got Walkered tonight in Milwaukee. He lost the race for County Exec.

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walker

to motorboat the ass cheeks of a hot girl. Originated in the city of Walker MN.

Hey Uncle Matt, that girl has the greatest ass I have ever seen, I bet Mike is gonna Walker that ass!

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walker

literal crackhead and screams nonstop;

person 1: ew walker stop
walker: vibrates out of existence

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walker

the ugliest mut and he doesn't have friends doesnt know when to leave he thinks he has a 5 stroke boat with 6 wheel drive.

I hate this walker he looks like crap

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Yard Walker

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.

" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."