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Seat warmer

The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.

Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.

by Jurmy February 09, 2020


Ear Warmer

When you are smoking A cigarette and someone offers you another cigarette, so you take the second cigarette and place it behind your ear for later.

"Thanks for the ear warmer man, I'll save this one for later."

by Scarlettefever August 15, 2021


ass warmer

Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.

Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work

by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022


mug warmer

it is a device that heats your mug when it gets cold thats it. it is so simple

i just bought my mug warmer and its great

by kictac poopy jace October 25, 2018


hand warmer

a motion in which a guy jacks off.

ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion

by ericamichellexx March 08, 2009


Ear Warmers

A nice pair of thick thighs on a woman.

Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.

I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers

by JphuknB July 01, 2018


Sausage Warmer

When a girl's anus is to tight and so you shove a large sausage up there and go do something else for a while. When you come back later, her bung-hole will be stretched out to perfection and you'll have a warm sausage to munch on.

We were getting ready for some serious anal but it was just too tight, so i pulled a sausage warmer. Got good anal and a warm sausage out of the deal!

by vanillaexplorer September 26, 2009