Don't Watch That

Urban slang for don't worry

"oi cuz wen u guna buy that game"
" don't watch that bruv im on the case"

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whale watching

The urban sport of searching for whale tails (thongs that have peeked out above the waistband of a woman's skirt or pants.

"Let's head down to Post Office Square for some whale watching"

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Watch it for the plot

A phrase that is usually used to reply to a question or a sentence that involves a guilty pleasure.

Alex: "Hey Hank, you heard of the show Boku No Pico right?"

Hank: "O- oh yea, I've seen it before..."

Alex: "What, you're gross why would you watch it?"

Hank: "I watch it for the plot..."

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Chav Watching

To fully understand chav watching you have to know what a chav is, when you do you may understand the facination many people have in these strange creatures.

To be a Chav is to be one of the most base forms of mamalian life on this planet thus chav watching is akin to observing a single celled organism in a petree dish.

Chav watching envolves going to a McDonalds, sporting goods shop or for the more fool-hardy chav spotter a council estate and observing these strange devolved heaps of puss going about thier day to day lives (if you could call their existance a life).

A word of warning if chav watching on a council estate and you spot a group of 8 or more chavs you will be lucky to leave with all 4 limbs.

Guy No.1: What you up to tonight?
Guy No 2: I'm going Chav watching
Guy No 1: Holy shit dude are you going with an armed escort?
Guy No 1: No
Guy No 2: Are you at least taking a small amount of naplam with you?
Guy no 1: No
Guy No 2: Rather you than me!

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dont watch that

positive re-enforcement which draws attention to more pressing issues at hand.
Derivative of Jamaican patois 'nuh badda watch dat'.

Girl 1: I can't come to the party cos I haven't any new clothes.
Girl 2: Don't watch dat sistren, u know the dance will be heavy

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feds watching

A term coined by rappers, meaning that the federal authorities are watching their actions, purchases, etc. Typically those whoa are being watched by the feds are making a lot of cash doing illegal activites.

"Ay man can you hook a brotha up with a car?"
"Nah bro, the feds watching"

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Watch spring

A piece of hair belonging to a black man, in the likeness of a watch-spring.

Tyrone, clean up your watch springs after picking your 'fro. They look like tumbleweeds in the wind.