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A way of saying that something is lame or boring.
"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."
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Someone who has multiple tattoos with no muscle mass.
Tom: "Dude did you see that turd at the beach that weighed 120 pounds with 2 tribal band tattoos?"
Jason: "Hell yea I did, that flamer was sporting some major weak ink!"
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A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.
Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*
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an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.
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Extremest form of guhness all on the facial expression.
Guy1:"Man I just spent all my money can I borrow some?"
Guy2:Yea...,syke!LLS!
Guy3:You look weak!
In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
adj./ Meaning that a situation is not desirable. Meaning that a person is not desirable.
- Taken from the Cartman Diaries of central Colorado.
That english class yesterday was totally weak.