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When you're testicles deep in an anus and the mentioned anus flatulates on your reproductive organ
Yo dude I was trying anal with this girl last night and she gave me a windy wee-wee
A Thot that main focus is conquering penises and nothing but penises. Being so devoted to gobbling multiple penises at any given moment and cannot fathom the fact that penises are for private usage.
" Wow That chick stacy was an extreme Wee-Wee Goblin last night"
schlob on that knob
sucking a cock
bj
“Dude i can’t believe she gave him a wee wee sneeze”
When you get out the shower and jump up and down so your “wee wee” (penis) slaps from your bellybutton to the bottom of the ball sack and back again
The best way to get rid of smegma is the wee wee slap
Pads for a mans best friend! They use them for going to the bathroom on while inside. Wee Wee pads let your doggies go wee wee!
Hoonsi, I got your wee wee pads !
1. (noun) a young girl, from ireland or irish heritage.
2.(awesomeness) our word.
1. Erin: i'm a wee wee lass.
2. Mary: a wee wee lass.
*hug*
Eric: will you be my girlfriend?
Mary: yes
*kiss*
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The game always begins the same way, a charcuterie/asparagus platter is served with the traditional crab juice on the side as a palate cleanser. Only 2 players may play the wee wee game at the same time; but a 3rd player acts as a spectator (voyeur). The game is similar to a Czechoslovakian arm wrestle with a few key differences. Both players must have a minimum shaft length of 4 inches but no longer than 6 inches and with a mushroom-head no bigger than a New Zealand kiwi (in-season). Once both players have unsheathed their wee wee's, the game immediately begins. The objective of the game is to measure the individual players speed, dexterity and technique. The game ends when either player has collected 250ml of blood and or semen; or if the voyeur regurgitates the charcuterie/asparagus platter. The game is generally played in a recreational vehicle at a minimum speed of 85km/h.
Peter: I'm looking forward to the comradery and the opportunity to play the wee wee game.
Mike1: What's the wee wee game?
Peter: *Pulls out the charcuterie /asparagus platter and the crab juice*
Mike1: I believe my shaft length exceeds the maximum requirements...
Peter:*Pushes the crab juice toward Mike2*
Mike2: uh ohhhhh
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