Week's Mom

A very morbidly obese woman that likes to have sex with anything, especially while eating ham sandwiches.

The closest thing I've ever had to gay sex is Week's Mom.

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tuesday week

1) the tuesday of the upcoming week
2) the tuesday after the upcoming tuesday

*note only one of these definitions is correct, but nobody knows for sure which one.

We were sittin' in the back of the class, gettin' our drink on, when Billy casually mentioned that he wouldn't be able to attend Donato's on tuesday week. Instead of explaining what that meant, he asked the teacher to explain it. The students responded with boos.

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Jumanji Week

The week leading up to the holiday break for school or in an office. This week usually involves not giving a shit, accomplishing the bare minimum at best, and mildly enforced attendance.

Let’s not go back to work after lunch, it’s Jumanji Week anyways.

A Modded Week

game made by rosttyme hot male

A : bro wanna play some A Modded Week
B : no fuck you it sucks

Rage Week

Rage week is slang for when a woman is on their period - mostly used by males to piss off women or to use it in a funny sentence.

Girl: Ugh, I can't go into the pool because of girl problems.
Boy: It's rage week?
Girl: Shut up!

Football this week

A show where a youtuber with a dusty trim says what happened in the world of football in a week and bullies arsenal

Person 1: did you see watch football this week
Person 2: yeah big man niran actually got a trim

Leak Week

1. Being on your period

2. On the rag

3. PMS

Ahhh shittt man, it's leak week. And I totally wanted to hit that tonight.