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When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."
When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.
-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream
a nightmare that you wake up from, sweating and wet
"i had a wet dream"
"about who?"
"nobody, i just had a nightmare that made me sweat a lot."
When a grown man or women dreams about sex. Usually ending in climax, resulting in a wet and weird surprise when they wake up.
Bud: I had a wet dream last night.
Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.
Wet dream is a username of a guy who frequents chaturbate
Wet dream tipped 500 tokens to a cam model.
A wet dream is a sensual and erotic vision in your sleep. Wet dreams can be a way to gauge ones sexual prowess.
I had a wet dream while taking a nap earlier today. It was so awesome I'm going to stop watching porn and masturbating.