safe wet-willy

inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear

Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.

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The Dirty Wet Willy

During unprotected anal sex, right before the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and puts his wang into the woman's ear.

".......what?"

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Japanese Wet Willy

When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.

"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."

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audio wet willy

The eerie feeling you get from hearing someone's hi-def wet sloppy saliva in their mouth when they talk over the internet(like a youtube video).

audio wet willy:
youtube videos
skype calls

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poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

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one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.

- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!