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The sense of absolute confusion that one feels when flipping the radio dial from National Public Radio directly to the Rush Limbaugh or any other right wing radio show. This has been known to cause liberals to feverishly vote for Barbra Streisand for every elected office on their ballots. In their delirium and panic in this condition, conservatives tend to vote for Sarah Palin's youngest child Trig. The ailment is easily treated by a steady diet of smooth jazz.
"I don't know what to do. I want to be fair about immigration but I am really concerned about illegal Lithuanians getting access to our health care system."
"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"
"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."
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An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.
“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”
What your body experiences when you travel from one destination to another that has a completely different climate. Typically Northern to Southern Hemisphere switches.
Oh no, I just got to Norway after an insanely long flight from Australia. I feel like I have a terrible case of fizzy whip (physiological whiplash). I'm going to need to nap so hard!
While getting a woman from behind with a pony tail, pulling the ponytail and thus her head back until ejaculation then abruptly letting go sending her head forward into a wall or headboard.
"dude, I have to go visit brittany in the hospital, I was nailin' her last night and I gave her a rear collision whiplash into the heard board, broke her nose, and gave her a concussion!!"
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When someone calls your name, and you turn your head rapidly to respond, but they were actually talking to someone else.
VERBAL WHIPLASH: Say your name is "Gaylord". You're walking down the street and you hear someone say "Gaylord". You react as though they are talking to you, but they are actually talking to their friend, Gaylord.
The disorienting physical and psychological effects caused by rapid, large changes in temperatures - especially when going from warm weather freezing temperatures. The condition be experienced by an individual during air travel between locations or at the same location during major weather fronts. Those with allergies, back, joint, or other musculoskeletal disorders may experience aggravated symptoms.
Austin went from 88 degrees on Tuesday to 32 degrees on Wednesday, resulting in many people in the area suffering from weather whiplash as their bodies try to adjust.
When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.
Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.