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gilly whipper

When you’re beating your meat with so much passion, heart and soul, that your nut shoots up and hits you in your face.

The picture of Oprah’s tits had me so riled up that I forgot to block my jizz from launching right on my face, giving me a massive gilly whipper.

by CaptainBigNuts May 30, 2018


Whipper hammer knocker

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.

Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.

by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011


Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook

"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"

by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021


Guacamole Whipper

Used for a spic that whips up guacamole

That guacamole whipper Juan is such a border hopper

by March 27, 2022


Leg Whipper

A human, or group of humans, characterized by groteseque obesity, (so intense that thier skeletal system can barely withstand the onslaught of the calorie induced burden known as fat) who walk by whipping thier legs in short jerky motions, like a penquin or leg amputee.

Plural: Leg Whippers.

Man, i just saw a huge leg whipper at Harvey's the other day.

Karter had better watch out, if he keeps on playing runescape and COD all day his destiny is to be a Leg Whipper

by Suddie Fats September 3, 2010


clit whipper

Any of a number of sex toys used directly on the clitoris.

When my husband is away I depend on my clit whipper.

by professormatt October 17, 2014


jacques ze whipper

Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.

Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?

Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.

by salty-koala-bear March 11, 2024