When you’re beating your meat with so much passion, heart and soul, that your nut shoots up and hits you in your face.
The picture of Oprah’s tits had me so riled up that I forgot to block my jizz from launching right on my face, giving me a massive gilly whipper.
When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.
Britney beating up Mike!
Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.
Noun:
1. A trained chef
2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"
Used for a spic that whips up guacamole
That guacamole whipper Juan is such a border hopper
A human, or group of humans, characterized by groteseque obesity, (so intense that thier skeletal system can barely withstand the onslaught of the calorie induced burden known as fat) who walk by whipping thier legs in short jerky motions, like a penquin or leg amputee.
Plural: Leg Whippers.
Man, i just saw a huge leg whipper at Harvey's the other day.
Karter had better watch out, if he keeps on playing runescape and COD all day his destiny is to be a Leg Whipper
Any of a number of sex toys used directly on the clitoris.
When my husband is away I depend on my clit whipper.
Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.
Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?
Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.