White Male Boohoo Syndrome

When a cis white male pouts or whines about something they are actually privileged about.

Jamus the cis white male is complaining that he has to take a Lyft to go to his favorite cocktail bar because his BMW is in the shop. My reply was he has white male boohoo syndrome

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white british teen syndrome

The tendency for a teenage and amateur white British guitarist to play "wonderwall" by oasis on guitar

WBT victim: "help i cant stop playing wonderwall"
doctor: oh no son it looks like you have 'white british teen syndrome'

White Woman Oppression Syndrome

White Woman Oppression Syndrome (or WWOS for short), is a common condition in which Caucasian women, in particular American Caucasian women, believe they are the most important demographic and try to find any reason to feel oppressed, largely due to historical factors that have lead to women NOT being the most talked about demographic. Most commonly it is white women, especially those who are upper-middle class, who feel they're missing out in the oppression Olympics so they try to latch onto outdated or false delusions to prove their oppression.

"Black people are 5 times more likely to be locked in up prison and half as likely to go to college in America, black single-parents make up for 30% of all single parents, and black people are the victims of 50% of racial hate crimes."

"Yeah, but one time when I was visiting my friend in LA, I got catcalled by a guy I didn't find attractive. Don't you know women make 83 cents on the dollar of a man?"

"Please don't drag your White Woman Oppression Syndrome into this conversation..."

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White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.

She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!

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WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”

WBBS, plagues millions of Americans, favoring males of the Caucasian populace, roughly 47% of American males suffer from this syndrome every year. Hundreds of thousands have tried to combat this embarrassing syndrome only to be laughed at and bullied and scoffed at for their weak puny efforts, this syndrome is know as “white boy booty syndrome”. A syndrome where the booty of the white “boy” cannot grow enough to fill their damn jeans! They can’t be naked in front of a woman cause the embarrassment of having no ass causes their Peepee to shrivel in shame!........ but there is a cure. It’s called work, hard work and dedication in the form of squats, face down leg curls, donkey kicks! The leg press. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A VICTIM! You can overcome this embarrassing syndrome! OVERCOME WBBS!!!!

I myself suffer from the chronic disorder of WBBS, I’ve been working at fixing it for years, but it’s to embarrassing to be in public with jeans on, and no way to hold up my pants, even a belt isn’t enough to combat my WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”.

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'White Person in Japan' Syndrome

White Person in Japan Syndrome is a mindset in which a white expat in Japan believes they will be worshiped and have numerous opportunities handed to them without working for it for no other reason apart from the fact they are white. This also includes the types of foreigners who visit/move to Japan with unrealistic, romanticized expectations of the country (usually caused by viewing too much anime), only to quickly become disillusioned early on and develop a strange contempt for Japan. Alternative names include “Foreigner in East Asia Syndrome” to be more inclusive and “White Person in Korea Syndrome” for all the Koreaboos specifically.

It's such a shame that Kendra's 'White Person in Japan' Syndrome held her back from making something wonderful of her time in Japan.

white conservative christian derangement syndrome

Though the ultimate causes of WCCDS are unknown, it is believed to result from situations where an individual’s beliefs about the way the world is and ought to be differ significantly from available evidence about the way the world actually is. It is frequently accompanied by inexplicable feelings of persecution and a pronounced tendency toward tribalism. WCCDS is named for its prevalence among conservative members of the majority White-Christian demographic in the United States.

Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.

"What's the diagnosis Doc?"

"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"

"Yes."

"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"

"Yessir!"

"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"

"That's right."

"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"

"Absolutely."

Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."

Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"

"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."

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