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A person who has your heart , someone that you truly love
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Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.
Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...
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A Josh White is when some peckerhead lies to another man's wife to convince her to sleep with him
ie. Pretending to be looking for something different than what you are really looking for
Ex: Everything was going great until some ass clown pulled the Josh White on me and now I can't trust my wife.
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Look, whatever you're selling lady i ain't buying
well, my name is Skyler White yo.
my husband is Walter White yo.
uh huh.
he told me everything.
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varieties have adjusted amounts of vodka or coffee liqueur, or mixed brands of coffee liqueur. this drink always includes horse semen. it is shaken with ice and served in a tumbler glass on the rocks.
if the dude ran out of milk and was on a racetrack he would go down to the stalls and get horse semen by a secret ritual... he then would proceed to make the white brazillian
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Similar to a black hole in nature.
A whitehole is a super-intense black hole of basic, generic, whiteness. We're talking basic white girl starter pack conversations on steroids.
A whitehole can also be used as a substitute for the word "asshole" or "bitch". Especially when talking about someone who is obnoxious or has priveledge.
Your conversations with a whitehole will go so fucking beige and basic that you can taste it in your mouth.
-Its like a blackhole of basic, genericism, trash, pure average white girls that is so fucking annoying that it bends gravity. It tries to seduce and derail everything in its path.
Will seem to slow down time by never seeming to stop talking.
A whitehole is usually trying to pretend to be anything other than basic because they feel shame because they're so fucking basic
This includes using identifying labels such as "parfait girl" to feel special. But in reality, this girl is so average, she could blend in anywhere like camo.
Usually spotted wearing uggs, yoga pants. Likes to "travel". Can't wake up in the morning without her coffee. Usually a frequenter of starbucks. Has nothing special to say. No original thoughts of her own.
Unironically quotes Taylor Swift and Pitbull. Will try to end racism by changing their profile to black. Will try to end humanitarian crises with hashtags and crying emojis to show that they care. Then will quickly become distracted by their latest drama.
Stacy is such a white hole, I can't stand her!
Uh oh, I feel like we're walking into a whitehole!
Help! I'm getting sucked into a white hole.
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1: being aware of a difficult situation or position and having a fighting "can do" attitude and not giving up, plus accomplishing said thing(s) within the difficult situation
2: being optimistic, not merely through gut feelings but via having thought about a situation enough to understand how to get through it successfully
Tom: How'd you get to the top of this business in just a few months of work?
Jim: Working hard, working correctly, and taking the white pill.
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