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Really bad or slow wifi connection.
"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."
"She totally has Walmart wifi!"
non existant
Person 1: "Dude you have jamie wifi"
Person 2:"What wifi"
Jamie:" guys shut
uUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUuUuUUup"
A wifi router that is commonly used by schools and is terrible to the point of being useless and hated
Person 1: my wifi is so bad
Person 2: be glad its not school wifi
somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.
Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"
When you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a shit...this way you can still talk on AIM/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your ass as you talk to them. Usually happens the morning after you've been drinking and have the infamous mud butt.
"transfering to the throne" is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the shitter.
"I took a wifi shit, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard."
- true story.
The worst internet you could ever connect to. It affects many people every day.
bob: Dude my school is FSA, therefore, I have to FSA Wifi
bill: I feel bad for you
Abbreviation for common phrase "deal wif it!".
To put off no longer.
David: You finish your work yet?
Bob: No , aint had time.
David: Wifi man!