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Pork Fort

In college, when a bed is un-lofted, and the extra supports are used to make a box around the bed. The box is covered with a blanket.

All the neighbors think my roommate's pork fort is so cool. They all want to use it.

by Cletus Marcellus Klump December 15, 2010


Couch fort

One of the most epic and amazing things you can possibly do as a young child is make a couch fort. A typical couch fort consists mainly of blankets and cushions, but if you really want to get shit real, chairs can be used. Access to a couch fort is pretty much impossible if you didn't take part in it's construction, as the inhabitants will tend to defend it well. Sadly, couch forts have a relatively short life-span, because at some point a parent or older sibling will demand to know why the fuck the couches have been stripped of their cushions, and will proceed to swiftly destroy the couch fort and re-construct the living room.

John and Ted spent almost 2 hours building their 4-roomed couch fort, and enjoyed it for the best part of 10 minutes before their parents kicked it down.

by Eddoblah August 22, 2010

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Fort Smith

a nice city in Arkansas next to the Oklahoma borderline, a very cultural town, mixed with Hispanics, Asians, Indians, Blacks and Whites, have jobs, clubs, and a city of 83,000(about that many) the 2nd largest city in Arkansas

Let's go to the Fort! Fort Smith, Arkansas!

by lil rock chris, myspace.com/realact! November 4, 2006

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Fort Washington

An absolutely incredible suburb of Philadelphia where the inhabitants of Chalfont wish they could live.

Fort Washington is a far superior town in every way when compared to Chalfont.

by TheDawnTreador January 24, 2012

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Fort Benning

Located in Georgia, USA, it is the most intense Trainning facility for the US Army. Mainly used for the Infantry MOS (thus the "Home of the infantry").
Anyone who has Completed (or survived) can tell you it's hell, especially in summer, can tell you once you go in, you come out a different person. You become one of the most Elite Soldiers in the World.

Dude, john totally changed after boot camp at Fort Benning.

by Hooahbrofist May 11, 2014

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fort nite

When you make a fort out of your couch and stay in it all night. this isnt a fucking game. It is also usually termed with sticking your dick in something all night, usually not a woman because it is for virgins.

Drake: yo wanna do some fort nite at my house?

Josh: yeah sure bruv.
Drake: aight bring lube
Josh: wait what the fuck?

by minecraftpro69420 December 2, 2019

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Fort Jackson

Fort Jackson S.C. is the largest and most active POG training center in the U.S. Army, training 50 percent of all soldiers and 60 percent of the women entering the Army each year. If you want to join the Army to be a secretary or some shit youโ€™ll train here.

Army Soldier: โ€œWhat the fuck is a laundry technician? And where the hell is Fort Jackson?โ€

POG: โ€œWeโ€™re all soldiers, one team one fightโ€

Army Soldier: โ€œShut the fuck up POG, theyโ€™re sending my ass to the Ft. Benning School For Wayward Boysโ€

by Tyler Durden February 4, 2020

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