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One of the romance languages, originating from the area that is currently the nation of France.
My French isn't very good, I only know the basic French terms like "I surrender".
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Inhabitant of the country France. They seem not to speak english and they really don't speak english because they're french.
Evenly the language of France's folk.
Mike : Pardon mussiu, dju cherchay the Affle Tower.
Pierre : Désolé, je ne parle pas anglais.
Mike : Dude ! You're french ?
Kate : Honey I don't understand you neither...
Mike : Oh my godness ! You're french too ?!?
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Describing natives of France...highly inadequate, in particular the male species and consequently feel the need to post descriptions of themselves as studs, god's gift to women, romeos, the saviours of the US....and so on...
If their self perpetuating descriptions were accurate...they would have been written by neutrals...non french!
The women (les francaises) have a tendancy to dislike all other women - French or otherwise due to their innate insecurities and will never be seen in the company of fellow females unless extremely large or physically challenged to ensure they are not threatened.
As non-french female who spent 10 years in France...men were short, skinny/puny....knew nothing about any sport that mattered (football!) and were hideously lousy lovers in the sack/in bed...have numerous fellow females agreeing from across the globe....
Great artists, philosophers and engineers though!
Disappointing below ....am sure Bruni would agree!
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blow job; fancified euphemism for oral sex
For a hundred bucks you can get half straight and half french.
She frenches but she doesn't swallow.
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To over customize a normally uncustomized car with dumb decals and glitter shit and wings
Dude look at that neon, all decalled up and a huge wing that thing is frenched
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The most cowardly people in the Western world. They like to think their shit doesn't stink, just because their ancestors built an awesome culture. or something. That's really all that I see about them. Superficial attention whores.
The only reason people like the French is because of their culture. Which is a pretty shallow reason to like them. The modern French people are total douches, they are dumb as hell, and they have not lived up to their ancestors' names. They are descendants of Gallo and Breton Celts, Frankish Germans, & Greco-Italians. They preach about left-wing ideas such as tolerance, while being xenophobic themselves. Basically its a PC Marxist shithole, where reality is ignored & contradictory lives run rampant. They are also tolerant of Muslims & Jews, Gypsies & other leaches. (I have no idea why the French waste time on these people...)
(Even Cajuns don't like French people. I should know ... I am one. Don't believe me? I can prove it....Last name is FONTENOT, family is originally from VENDEE, POITOU and BRITTANY...I live in Louisiana. Born of mostly Catholic family. Am a Deist. And I do know who Bonaparte, Voltaire and Clovis are. And yes, I CAN point France out on a map......How many French people can point out, Louisiana I wonder..)
As an American with Cajun French ancestry, I really have to laugh at all of these French nerds bashing CMT and rednecks on this website. (As if there is anything fuckin wrong with being country in the first place.) Fagz.
Polish, Serbs & Russians are far cooler. Beware of your interactions with these people, as they are usually not to be trusted, for they are known for their cowardice & complicity. Common personality traits of a French include metrosexuality, backstabbing, political correctness, obnoxious liberalism, hatred of rednecks, Serbs, Russians and other hard-working people, pseudo-intellectualism, contradictory lifestyle (xenophobic, yet preaching tolerance), bashing almost anyone who isn't them, affection for homosexuals, superficiality, all talk no actions, lack of fortitude, self-pity.
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