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Right before you break up with your gf, you have sex with her one last time, doggystyle, in front of a window. Make sure she's looking out the window. You pull out momentarily and get a friend to take your place. You then walk outside where she's looking out the window and wave to her.
Haha, I gave my bitch the window!
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Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.
Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.
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Being fucked through a window.
I windowed her last night!!
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A time when a person is able to poop.
"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."
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A virus that people buy to make their computer "Run faster then Linux!".
I wasted $300 on Windows XP and it doesn't even work on my computer!
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the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.
sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!
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An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.
Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.
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