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We all use Windows, some Windows 2000 and some Windows XP.

When we use Windows XP it's always Windows XP Professional.

WINDOWS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER heARD!

I've got some funny Windows versions, eg Windows Memphis, Windows Whistler.

About Windows and funny Windows versions

by Zammis "zammis" Clark June 15, 2004

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Windows

Can refer to:
- A buggy piece of software Microsoft market as an operating system.

- what you use to defenestrate someone

My friend installed windows on his pc and got a bsod

by AProperWierdGuy July 11, 2019

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Windows

Operating System that Most People who Post on websites like this insult, claiming it crashes every 10 secs, however I have used EVERY Windows O/S Since 3.1 (Ex. ME) and NONE have shown a BSoD more than once a Season. People also say it reboots often, I kept XP running for ages, until the damn Windows Update nagging you to reboot drives you insane. Never had to reboot Windows 2003 Server.

Btw, Linux is Good Too, But I have not found It to be More stable than Windows, perhaps becuase i look around and find out about what i am trying to do, before doing it and hoping it doesn't ruin my PC.

Person: Hmm... I wonder what happens if i delete shell32.dll?
... Damn its Locked
*Uses Unlocker to Unlock It*
..
*BSoD Appears*
Person: Windows Crashes All The Time, For No Reason!

by Esai May 22, 2006

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Windows

Hey "Smart people do not resist technology", go suck your mommy's penis!

"Smart people do not resist technology" fucked Bill Gates and got the AIDS!

by NiggaRatchie October 19, 2003

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Windows

A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.

The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

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windows

A piece of glass you can open when it gets too hot outside. Come on people

Open the window, it's hot as hell in here

by meg February 16, 2004

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window

A long sheet of glass held in place by four corners of a dense material. Usually used to see through buildings, although it can be used to satisfy a depressed person for example: jumping through one.

Brody looked through the window and saw his friend, Pierce.

by Kidwithnohair December 17, 2019