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Winnipeg Check

The act of carefully scanning any public seating area in Winnipeg for danger.

“Dude, did you hear about Marvin? He was stabbed to death with a spoon by a deranged vagrant.”

“Anytime you go to Portage Place, you’ve got to do a Winnipeg Check.”

by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 13, 2021


Winnipeg white out

An orgy outside in the snow.

Originated in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Hey, you hosers wanna have a Winnipeg White Out eh?

by Jake Thador April 20, 2018


Winnipeg Rear-Ender

When the girl in front of you is on her phone, while giving it to her from behind. Just as she's about to text, you thrust into her with the force of a Ford Super Duty F-350 XLT into the back of a Toyota Corolla, sending the phone flying and you're yelling "Green means Go, bitch!!!"

Me: Yo, that chick was so distracted on her phone, I had to give her the Winnipeg Rear-Ender. She was ballistic that her phone was busted and wanted me to be 100% at fault. But Autopac assessed it at 50-50. Shit was sweet!

by February 1, 2021