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A very fuckable banjo player
"Mmm mmm mmm! I would so make babies with Winston Marshall"
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the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.
the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
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A town that can't make up its mind about anything. Home to RJR Tobacco (i.e.: Camels, Pall Malls, Winstons), but has outlawed smoking indoors; home to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, but has frantically tried to combat obesity. Places to go here are the countless Italian and Asian restaurants, the mall, and Costco. You can't drive 20 miles without seeing a church. Also has a desperate and struggling music scene, which is mainly folk and country, as well as pitiful cover bands, "rappers" who drive beat-up Miadas, and teenage metalcore kids who love Between the Buried and Me but don't live in Greensboro. Most people born here can't wait to leave, but still come back because nowhere else can be this odd.
I'm going back to Winston-Salem tomorrow, I hope I don't get into another fight with a vegan.
I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.
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In my opinion, he was the greatest Prime Minister England ever had. He was responsible for the deaths at Gallipoli but he helped England through some its toughest times, I beleive he won World War IIfor england. He forged bonds which help today with many countries such as the USA. He also got a Nobel Peace Prize for literature and many other Prestigous Awards.
Winston Churchill was a kickass Prime Minister
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When you take a very long time to do something. (Originated in New Zealand in 2017 election when Winston Peter's stalled the election for what seemed like years)
Shit he is pulling a Winston isn't he.
Very very very very very very very very HOT FINE AND SEXY man from “the outisders” I’d let him throw me into a wall, i want him to beat me and yeah.
Dally winston : fucking sylvia, bitch
Sodapop : ha imagine getting cheated on
Dally winston : a little birdie told me sandy got pregnant with a strangers kid
Sodapop : *sad*
Johnny : Come’on dal that’s too far
Dally : *can’t say anything because johnnys his best friend*
An eshay wannabe. He is usually seen wearing a cap because he is insecure about his horrific farquaad looking as haircut. He thinks he can fight but really, he cannot. He is undoubtedly the most stupid person you will meet. Every time you see him, anticipate to see him sparring the air because he wants to look like a retard. Finally, he thinks the ice bucket challenge is cool.
Yo Winston Le!!
Yeah m9
Do whatever you want man
i will fuck you up (starts sparring the air and rolls up trackies)