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an unborn beast of baby who will one day be the thugginest kid on the block
dam look at that kid onyx thor. i wanna be just like him but too bad i cant cuz hes the only one who could ever be that cool
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When a girl is going down on you, right before you climax, you pull out and explode on her face, while you are climaxing you must raise your opposite hand and yell "I feel as mighty as Odin". Then hit her over her head with your sex hammer.
Bryan's Dad did Thor that bitch in Hawaii, he felt as mighty as Odin.
It was Bryan's mom
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1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.
Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.
2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.
1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.
2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.
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The process of blowing a deep pool of man juice into your cupped dominant hand as a result of fellatio and then slapping your partner across the face with said soiled hand. Used as a way of exerting dominance or discipline.
Bitch was acting up, so I gave her the Hammer of Thor. Now she cooks me dinner every night.
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A type of wager or dare in which the stakes are extremely high but only apply one person or party. The purpose of the Thor's Dick wager is to flaunt one's ego or ability. If the party in jeopardy loses and fails to live up to their end of the bargain then it is not a legitimate Thor's Dick wager, and the guy chickening out on his punishment is a tool.
Jordan decided to wage a Thor's Dick, saying that he would run down the street with no pants if he lost this game of ping pong. After losing, he lived up to the agreement and the Thor's Dick wager was completed.
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Thor is the subject, in modern society, of a dualistic nature. In Norse Mythology, Thor is known as the son of Odin, wields the magic hammer, Mjolnir, and he is killed by the Midgard Serpent, Jormagund. But recently, through divine intervention, he has been revived through his eternal tie with the nectar of the Gods, beer. If Thor drank a beer now, its name would be Keystone Light and he would drink every Friday night in Morgantown at the CFC.
Thor is known through cult worship now as the God of the ancient practice of "beer pong."
What is "beer pong" you ask? Though its true meaning was lost some 2500 years ago, it still lives on within the heart of every college student in America. The "game" "beer pong" was originally created by the Norse Gods as a way to ease their stress in a competitive, heterosexual way. One God in particular excelled at the "game," Thor, and he gained much insight into celestial knowledge through it. In fact he was so infatuated with "beer pong" that he snuck it to the mortals on Earth behind the other God's backs, so they too could revel in its glory. Soon the people of Earth loved "beer pong" and all was good in the land.
Shortly after Thor was killed by Jormagund and the people lamented his death. "Beer pong" was ceased for seven years among Norse tribes after Thor's demise, in respect for its patron saint. The ancient practice soon fell into oblivion along with the Viking Boy Band, The Back-Fjord Boys and also a popular dance craze called, Smite the Christian.
Some 2500 years later, the spirit of Thor was revived and he once again bestowed the game "beer pong" upon the college students of America, who are known as the "chosen ones."
To this day Thor can beat anyone at beer pong and can still drink them under the table. Thor currently resides in Morgantown with his 157 wives which he rails every night...in succession, without respite. He also attends CFC every Friday night and manifests himself in human form within a lucky contender...usually Mon.
And the story continues...
My God, (insert name) is amazing, he owned that 1, 4, 6 split! The divine presence of Thor must be with him on this night.
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when you use your dick to hammer a nail
"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"
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