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In the Emu war in Australia, the combat wombats fought alongside the Australians
good thing the combat wombats stepped in this war
Still continuing to eat despite needing to take a poo
"man i'm stacking the wombat"
"i really need to take a shit, but this food is sooo tasty"
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Wombat Poker is the resistance movement opposing the action that the US department of Justice took on Pokerstars, Full Tilt, and Absolute Poker in April 2011.
Wombat Poker saved my life in April 2011.
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Cough Syrup, more specifically the kind with a high level of DXM to make you trip balls. i.e. Coricidin and Robotussin.
"This wombat juice has me straight trippin"
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a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.
I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.
"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""
"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."
A select breed of woman found mainly at county fairs or equivalent grimy social gatherings. These are generally fat and extremely ugly. Other attributes include the lack of a visible chin due to a myriad of fat, a rank odor similar to that of curdled mayonnaise, and a deficit of clothing revealing protruding rolls of fat.
damn that chinless wombat is busted