wonk

a utility noun used to describe many situations

he is a wonk

she has got a wonk on

shut up stop being a wonk.

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wonk

wonk is another word for wank

"I wonked my self silly lastnight

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wonk

a derogatory term for a black person, usually used in england

This wonk kept stealing my pud pud

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wonk

a wonk is a load of choclate. wonk is short for wonka. wonka which is short for willy wonka. willy wonka is the owner of the choclate factory in 'Charlie and the Choclate Factory'.

person 1: "that's a big bag of choclate"
person 2: "yah! i know, it's a wonk"

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wink wonk

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour

Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*

wonk

That which is not mainstream or currently popular.

He's a performance artist, and his latest installment is sheer wonk - you won't believe your eyes.

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Wink wonk

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.

Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime

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