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A white priveliged boy who wears bandannas round his head and would probably be seen wearing a north face or super dry jacket. Fishes for attention Too much
Person1: ew look at that wannabe fboy
Person2: that’s definitely a woody🤮🤮
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Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!
Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.
We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
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The act of grabbing another's male's penis.
Josh just gave that dude a Woody Handshake!
the resulting situation, when you are drinking Natty Light and you get a boner
I got a boner while drinkin natty. Called it Woody and Buzz.. Bro version of toy story.
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(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.
one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.
two: yo! dats half gay.
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When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.
Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.