wooly rupert

When an Englishman or Welshman presses his pubic beard into the face of his partner.

"Nigel dropped his trowsers and gave Deirdre a wooly Rupert."

wooly musket

While someone is sleeping, squat over their face with your butt cheeks spread and fart.

That bastard gave me a wooly musket, and I think he sharted a little!

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Wooly booger

A man’s dangalang.

I don’t think Stephen Colbert wears underwear. Every time he stands up I can see his wooly booger.

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Wooly Butcher

A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.

"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"

"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"

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wooly pully

To give someone a handjob while wearing a wool glove.

I told the girl she had cold hands so she slipped on a glove and gave me a wooly pully.

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wooly booger

The little balls that form on your sheets and clothes after too much use.

I need new sheets, these old ones have wooly boogers all over them

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Wooly Mammouth

A huge hairy elephant

Mike knows what a wooly mammouth is.

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