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To be employed in the automotive / diesel industry.
"Back when I was turnin' wrenches, I worked with this guy who drank Coors Lights and fought with his old lady all day every day."
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A two-pound dead-blow hammer, often mistaken for a rubber mallet. The primary tool of the hacks at Orange County Choppers, especially Paulie. Chiefly used for axle installation, engine/transmission alignment and primary cover installation.
Properly used, an OCC wrench is a useful tool that one occasionally needs for stubborn, rusty old parts, not shiny new ones that should slide together if one knows what they are doing.
I have been a motorcycle mechanic for ten years, and have never needed the OCC wrench to put in an axle.
Look, that idiot Paulie dinged that primary with the OCC wrench!
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When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'.
Man Morgan's vagina was so loose I just had to give the the tooter wrench.
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A feeling of utter despair from the very depths of your stomach.
You get the "Gut Rench" when for example your girlfriend who you are very fond of leaves you.
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My favorite Foo Fighters song of all time. Great lyrics, great guita, vocals ,and drums all done by the renaissance man Dave Grohl.
What do you do when all your enemies are friends!
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a small thin piece of metal bent at a 45 degree angle that aplies tension to a lock cylinder while lockpicking
Alex: "my tension wrench broke"
Taylor: "thats what you get for trying to break into houses ass"
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The tiny wrench that comes with furniture that needs to be assembled.
It's going to take me forever to put this entertainment center together with this fag wrench.
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