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What gangbangers can't do.
ya'll niggas need to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.
Learn how to read and write worthless niggers
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Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.
"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."
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When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.
AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.
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To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.
Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.
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An idiot's name for a pencil.
Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?
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When someone spells "right now" wrong; my highschool teacher always said this
Friend: Wanna hang Out this afternoon?
Me: Nah sorry bro I don't have time write now.
Me: right now*
Teacher: Don't leave the paper blank, better write now!
Teacher: Start to write now and do the rest at home.
writing styles, tropes, sentence structure, etc. that you especially enjoy seeing while reading any literary material
Friend: So what do you look for in fic?
Me: Well, one of my writing turn-ons is good characterization. I love that in a good fic.