your mum

an insult targeted towards another persons mother.

idiot: insert insult here
other idiot: YOUR MUM!!

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your mum

your mum insults - nottingham style!! keeping it real - your mum keeps it real. It smells of fish in here - your mum smells of fish. Tell your mum I wont be coming round tonight because I am doing your gran. Later

I saw your mum walking down the road kicking a cardboard box, I said what you doing? She said - I is moving house, innit!?

I saw you mum walking down the road with a wok on her head and a wooden spoon in her hand, I said what you doing? - She said I is playing Robocop, innit!?

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Your Mum

A typical childish insult from teenagers 11-16. Sometimes, because they've got nothing else to say, or because they think it makes them look 'big'

E.G. 1:

Jenny: *Yawn*

Shane: You tired?

Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.

Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!

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E.G. 2:

Jenny: You're so childish!

Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.

Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!

Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.

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your mum

1. The woman who gave birth to you
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.

1.... explains itself doesn't it?
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!

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Your mum

1) Used in the form of an insult

"Get a mum"
"When they have a bring your pet to school say, you can bring your mum"
"Your Mum"

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Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

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Your mum

Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city

"Goddamn i love your mum"

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