Yarn is a sigma male that edits for every t1 pro. He has an insanely large cock, although he is quite humble about it.
Damn, that guy's dick is so fucking big!
Ikr, after all he is daddy Yarn!
"yarns" is slang for crazy or surprising.
dude, that was totally yarns, did you see what they did?
A real belter of a story, especially one which is funny or surprising. A yarn may be completely truthful, but it is rather common for a yarn to contain a Furphy or two, i.e. exagerrations for the sake of a better story.
It is important to note that listeners will rarely care whether or not a yarn is truthful, as the priority of a yarn is to entertain as opposed to providing an accurate recount. There is a classic saying in Australia illustrating this point, "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn."
Me old man used to spin all sortsa yarns 'bout his time at the farm
Anyone who resembles a Lachlan
I met this bloke with the other night called Lachlan I have never heard so much yarn in my life
Yarne is a very comforting person. He has a very fun humor and will not judge u for doing something. You can chat with them for hours and they will always listen to you when you you’re not feeling so good.
He is such a Yarne
He is so amazing :D