Yeast feast

The act of performing oral sex on a woman suffering from thrush

You could have told me beforehand. I've just had a right yeast feast down there!

Yeast Sheath

A woman's vagina AKA foul cunt.

I was three knuckles deep into Charlene's yeast sheath when her mum came in. So I fucked her in the arse.

Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

yeasting the spot

The act of making a fat girl wet for sex.

after he rolled her in flour, he decided that yeasting the spot is right fuck her.
he loves fat girls so much he's an expert at yeasting the spot.

Yeast Infection

1. Something a woman gets and needs Monistat-1 (or so the commercials tell me) to cure it.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.

"She's just pissed because she has a yeast infection"

"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"

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Yeast Wallet

a sandwhich or burger type meal

guy 1:"this is one beautiful arrangement of meat salad fillings.."

guy 2:"yea... its so convenient in between these pieces of bread too"

waitress:"oh you like your SANDWHICH do you?"

guy 1:"sandwhich? you can call it what you want, i'm calling it a yeast wallet. freak"

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yeast injection

Getting laid in a bakery.

I finally got my girlfriend to let me give her a yeast injection

Omg, dude, see if she'll let you use a baggette.

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