yo yo master

Basically the highest position one can reach.

Only one man has been the yo yo master and the holy ones name is Shia Labeouf. He was presented with a trophy, god himself gave Shia Labeouf this trophy.

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yo yo relationship

A turbulent relationship in which at one time your relationship is riding wave of warmth and the next moment anger and hate creeps in.

Dude I am having a yo yo relationship with my girlfriend.

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yo yo fuck

When a man is in and out of his girl very quickly.

Mike you yo yo fuck, couldn't you have lasted any longer than that?

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Yo-Yo Math

When schools or states are willing to change their textbooks every other year, as publishers tempt teachers with free resources (and bribe them with airline and cruise tickets).

Getting an entire state to adopt a publisher's set of textbooks is worth millions of dollars, so the sales and marketing personnel would go all out to play yo-yo math with decision makers to get them to choose their titles over those of their competitors.

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Chocolate Yo-Yo

The act of letting spit drip from your mouth onto a persons chocolate starfish, and then sucking the spit back up into your mouth.

I love the way the Chocolate Yo-Yo tastes when my girl is dirty.

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yo yo wsg

Phrase used by wannabe gangsters on the internet. / AAVE.

Person 1: yo yo wsg

person 2: nothing is good. my life sucks.

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Ghetto Yo-yo

When the string of a guy's gym shorts gets wrapped around his dick, and he pulls up on it.

"Dude I'm going commando in my gym shorts and you know how they have that little string on them? Yeah well this is really entertaining. It's like a ghetto yo-yo!"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play with my ghetto yo-yo."

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