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A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.
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Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters.
Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."
Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate."
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What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.
Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.
However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.
Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.
Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."
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From Bob's Burgers: A special burger that comes on a challah roll
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You can't fight City Challah Burger, you should try it!"
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A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.
*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*
Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.
Sadly, a choice has to be made.
Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?
Originated from the movie "Little miss sunshine".
When you dreamed of something for a long time that you wanna accomplish (eg: dream job, or other goals) but later on you realise you can't achieve it because of a disability you have and/or other things stopping or preventing you from doing that spesific thing.
Person 1: I wanna become a pilot!
Person 2: But aren't you colourblind?
Person 1: Yes, why?
Person 2: You know you can't fly jets if you're colourblind.